Don't believe what you read!!! Every time you masterbate this month,God will reduce a vote from the Conservative Party for the next Federal election!
So May is Masterbation Month! (but as if you need ME to tell you that..) And in honour of hairy palms and being thrown in insane asylums (see below), I have decided to share an article from one of my favourite columnists, Ms. Josey Vogels. Enjoy!
Self Reflection
It was viewed as the crack cocaine of sexuality, writes Thomas W. Laqueur about masturbation in the 18th century.
“It was prone to excess as no other kind of venery was […] it had no bounds in reality, because it was a creature of the imagination,” Laqueur writes of the beliefs surrounding onanism, in his exhaustive history of the practice Solitary Sex: A Cultural History of Masturbation (Zone Books).
So much for the Age of Enlightment...
Take me to the rest of the article!
Throughout the ages, Ken has always been a classic wanker...
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Oh no, I totally forgot! Its June and I've realized May was masterbation month! That means i have to make up for it in June, lets see: thats twice a day,(except Sundays,he's watching)times 6, times 8 = 96 Socks!
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