It's a crazy world out there... and I have proof. Due to advances in technology (and I'm not talking about the wheel here), I am able to monitor the activity of [the little spruce tree]. This includes access to data regarding how many people read the blog each day, the geographical location of readers and, my favourite, the "keyword" searches that have lead people to this blog.
Below is a list of what people (in the past two weeks) have typed into a search engine and then somehow found their way to this blog. Here's what you have been looking for:
- where do spruce trees come from
- place to watch people masterbate
- and one sweet day, we two shall meet max ehrman
- lisa baylis facebook
- how to sit alone or in a crowd observation
- in secret you admire goose's boots
- alberta story lyrics spruce
- buddhist monks masterbation
- freud and elephants
Thanks for finding [the little spruce tree]... errr, I think.
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2 comments:
why is it so hard to leave comments these days...AND for the 4th time
who's looking for me... stalker!!! how weird is that. i like the music thing... and what's up with freud and elephants :)
xx
Daniel, you have no idea the sick and twisted search terms have brought people to Prattle. Seriously. Why, just this week:
Girls Of The Taj Mahal
lesbian movies
classic porno
hot dog dick
LSD in mouth
dirty hippies
crap on a stick
shoes sticking out of the couch
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bathe girl
vir gina
fat toga men
Isn't this a wonderful age?
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